Amusing and heartwarming, A Lifetime of Jokes, Quotes and Other Things
is a rich collection of Colorado resident Vern Dayhoff’s views on the world
and its inhabitants. A Lifetime of Jokes… is an encouraging compendium
for the down trodden as well as nourishment for the body, mind and spirit.
The quick-read collection contains poignant and humorous words of wisdom
in the form of poems, jokes, advice, anecdotes and quick facts.

 
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Daffynitions

Hippie: Looks like Tarzan; acts like Jane; smells like cheetah. Teenagers: People
who someday will be old enough to be as stupid as they think their parents are.

Quote

"I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing
in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle." — Winston Churchill

Quote

"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts."
— Will Rogers

Quote

"If you think health care is expensive, wait until you see what it costs
when it's free." — P.J. O'Rourke